can't argue with that.

10/30/03- carving pumpkins (oh joy)

Harrison sniffed up in the air and said, “I smell pumpkin!”

The lil genius.

why didn't i think of that?

10/09/03

'Saint Kathy' from Children's church was telling me that this past Saturday night they were teaching the children the 10 commandments.... to explain covet she brought someone up front and begin telling her how much she loved her belt, she wanted her belt, she HAD to have her belt....

Harrison raised his hand and said, "Mrs. Kathy, why don't you just go buy your own belt?"

Problem solved.
Harrison only needs 9 commandments.

you call this fun?!

the date was October 9, 2003
location: church
subjects: my sweet friend Kathy, and me.
(*Saint Kathy runs kids worship for elementary age children during the 'big church' hour, hence the title 'Saint'.)

Kathy: Suz, I have to tell you something Harrison did.

Me: *knot in my stomach and slight throw up in my mouth*

Kathy: Last week we were short staffed, so we kept all the ages from grades 1-5 in one big room. We told them they were going to have a fun time and they would all stay together to hear the Bible story, sing songs, yada yada yada...

Me: okkkkkkkkkk..... so far no problems. Go on.

Kathy continues: About half way through the hour Harrison raised his hand and said, "Mrs. Kathy, I thought you said we were going to have FUN tonight?!"

Me: silently thinking- well there ya have it folks....apparently this wasn't his idea of a good time.