i guess i could really use all the help i can get.

me: lil dude- what does everyone think of your new glasses?
lil dude: they think i look 'sexy'.
me:....... silence........
lil dude: mom. you know. you really could use a pair too.

fabulous.

hard at work won't begin to describe MY tax dollars.

this can only mean one thing. the most wonderful time of the year. and school lunches. together. hand in hand. like pb & j. and i'm ok with that. tax dollars- do your thing. take my kid away on a yellow bus in the morning. bring him home 7 hours later a lil smarter. chop chop.

the day the push-over died.

so. once upon a time there was a mother who was a push-over. she decided it was time to enforce the policies and procedures put in place in her home. a certain teenager was non too pleased with this new sheriff in town. this was evident when he had a missed call from her. he showed her the name she now goes by in his phone. seems said mother got her point across. and they lived happily ever after. and by they, i mean her. amen.

may i interest you in a game of pin the bonnet on the mother?

setting: internet and cable are out. lil dude texting me from other room regarding if we are getting it fixed:

welcome to the world of being a female.

lil dude just announced:
i wouldn't mind being on jury duty.
basically, you get to listen to gossip all day then decide if they're guilty.
me: welcome to the world of being a female.

the end.

and that's why you say yes, please.

'when a hot girl offers you a piece of candy in class, you take it. even if it's something weird from vietnam. doesn't matter. she's hot. you take it and lie and tell her you like it.'
~ lil dude's wisdom of the day.

well that helps.

asked hubby to pick up lysol for this germ infested house.
the bad news is this is what he came home with.
the good news is that the windows and sliding glass doors won't get the stomach flu now.
so at least we've got that going for us.